Sunday, January 9, 2011

Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

My husband and I went out and bought the Xbox Kinect last night. I have been begging for it for a little over two  weeks now because I want to start the biggest loser workout on it. We just got the Kinect last night and the Adventure game it came with. The game is freaking awesome! I love it, and it is such a good workout. Hubby and I stayed up till over 3 am playing on it! We had so much fun! We played some today, now he is on xbox live with a buddy of his. I thought that I had been neglecting my blog, so I better get to typing! I also bought a new book last night! It's called "Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea", it's written by Chelsea Handler, the one who does Chelsea lately! I just love her she is hilarious! I am hoping to read it before I go back to school on Thursday! Anyways, I have to catch up on my 30 day challenge thingy!

Day 3-My Parents
Oh geeze. Where to start? My mother is my rock, she is one of my best friends. She depends on me so much as I do her. She was a single mother practically all of our lives. I was about 3 when she FINALLY left my dadsperm donor. 
On to my sperm donor, he was my moms' highschool sweetheart, but he was also the town drunk. He beat my mom for 10+ years, although one good thing about him was he never hurt me, my brother, or my sister. He never paid child support voluntarily. He owes 63,000+ and still growing. He is in prison right now for child support but he hasn't been in long and he is already about to get out. Oh, he sent me a birthday card once. Ha! My birthday is in July, he sent the card in August. What a freaking great dad. NOT.
Now my step dad. I don't really care for him but at least he's here. Okay, I take that back. I'd rather him be gone and out of my life. He is a prick. He acts like he is about ten. I would so die of laughter if he ever seen this!
That is the parent side and this is my dysfunctional life!:)

Day 4-Your sibling {at least we are getting the family part over with in one day}.
I have an older sister, she has Autism. She is one of the smartest handicap people I have ever known! She is slick and she KNOWS how to get her way. She has violent outbursts if she doesn't get her way so we try to avoid them at all costs! She is severely Autistic, she isn't really verbal, she signs everything that she needs. She is an awesome person, I love her so much. She can make me smile when I'm in the worst mood!
I have a younger brother, he reads my blog also so I better talk nice! {Haha, Love you Kyle}. He is super smart, he plays guitar {and he is super good}, he likes to make movies. He will go far in life, and will achieve anything he wants to if he tries hard enough. {But, remember kyle. You need to have a back up plan!} 
I love my siblings so much and I could not have been given better ones!


  1. Love this! Let me know how you like the book. Also, love that you are so honest:)

  2. I'm on chapter two and so far the book is hilarious! I was literally laughing out loud and my husband was just looking at me like "what is wrong with her!"
    I guess honesty is the only thing that has ever gotten me anywhere so why not! I do have one of the most dysfunctional families ever, but we are pretty open about everything! It's never boring when were all together!


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